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DONT BOTHER (Rating: 1.00) Review : Bad Acting, Bad PLot, The worst editing, The girls are never naked and the kungfu is pretty lame as well. Do yourself a favor and pass on this one. Not enough naked killers, too much annoyance (Rating: 3.00) Review : This movie is not totally irredeemable. First off, I'd get rid of the custom designer, a four year old girl can dress her Ken and Barbies better than the dressers of this movie. Along with the custom designer,I would also chuck the milliner and the screnwriter. Most importantly, I would give Carrie Ng more to do than appear towards the end. She is the only believable character and worth seeing. Chingmy is very pretty, but can get annoying but not as much as Simon Yam. I felt like jumping in the screen with a scissor and giving him a proper haircut, among other things. And why get in the pool with body suits on? If you didn't want your actors to be naked in the pool, then they should have been doing their stunts somewhere else, like the roof or on the fences. These are the areas where creativity lacked and lagged. I've always marveled at Hong Kong cinemas for their imaginative interpretations of what an action movie is suppose to be, but this on falls a little short. I did like Wai Yui as granny Les Killer, but it got a little too disturbing when she started groping the junior assassin in training. Wai Yui is quit good in this movie though. She gave the usual shoot out in the garage a new twist. Your money is not completely wasted, there are some high flying fight scenes, and some really funny moments, but laughable ones too. I'd say, Rent it before you buy it. Owning it means watching it a couple of times, shelving it away and when you get in a quirky mood, pop it in your DVD. dont bother (Rating: 1.00) Review : Not exactly what I expected from the previews for the movie. they did a better job of editing the trailers for this movie than they did for the movie itself. the plot is lame, the acting is worse and the kungfu is some of the worst done in years. do yourself a favor and pass on this one, Beeping? (Rating: 3.00) Review : This is not a bad film, but the Cantonese audio track is messed up. I mean like what's going on? It contains annoying annoying annoying beeping when the actors talk about something I guess is too R-rated or whatever, but the subtitles reveal it. Plus it's in Cantonese so like we and the kids don't understand it anyway!!!!! But what gives with the beeping? This is just pathetic. I'm referring to the exchange between the nerdy cop and the police chief or whatever at the crime scene towards the beginning. I've never heard anyone mention this. Is this just me? Don't bother with this lame flick!!! (Rating: 1.00) Review : Would give it -100 stars if I could. I got this DVD as a present and all I can say is that it is not even worth re-gifting it!!! The story was mediocre, the acting was horrible, and the direction was haphazard. In all truth, I had put it on my wishlist 'cause most of the reviews were extremely positive. Now, I understand how not everyone is going to like everything. However, that idea does not excuse such a bad film. There were a few things that could be considered o.k.: the costumes (wayy drag queen so, the ladies ended up looking a little too much like Barbie or Jem); the fighting (outrageous but pretty cool); the sets (totally cartoon-like). If I had the power to turn back time, I would have liked to rent this DVD before buying it. Now I have no other option than to sell it 'cause I will never watch it again!!! |
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